Dear
viewer,
Bill Wall's page offers some
effective tips to annoy an
opponent:
1- When you exchange pieces, always put one of your opponent's
Pawn or piece
on your lap or hidden in your other hand. If your opponent likes to compare
the pieces that have been exchanged, he will think he is winning and ease up
a bit.
2- If you are a piece up, roll the extra piece in your hands or toss it
up in the air a few times. Let your opponent know he is an exchange down and
there is no hope for him.
3-
Find an extra Queen from another board and
have it nearby, indicating you may soon Queen a Pawn. This will
surely demoralize
your opponent.
4- Talk directly to your opponent pointing out his bad moves, and letting him know his position is
very bad. By the time he complains to the tournament director, his position will be hopeless
and of course, you deny ever talking to him. Tell the tournament director it was him
who was doing all the talking.
5- Have a big-breasted gorgeous
blonde sit by your side or on your lap. He won't be able to
concentrate on his Chess game for long. It helps if she has lots of perfume, wears tight clothes, and leans over the
Chess board a lot.
Thank you for
visiting us,
chess-poster.com
